LSD Love Sex Aur Dhokha

Hindi Song: Na Bataati Tu (Bonus)
Movie or Album: LSD Love Sex Aur Dhokha
Singer(s): Kailash Kher
Music Director(s): Kailash Kher, Naresh & Paresh
Lyricist(s): Kailash Kher

Hindi Lyrics

dha dha dhirkit....

na bataati tu pichha? na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna - (4)
na bataati tu pichha aa aa...
na bataati tu pichha? na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna
na bataati tu pichha aa aa...
na bataati tu pichha? na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna
bhul meri jaana tu na bataati
tu pichha? na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna
na bataati tu pichha aa aa...
na bataati tu pichha? na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna
tak tak dhinna na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna....
na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna....

na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna....

padh lu padha du ho ji ho ji
ya toh jiya mein basa loon ho ji ho ji
yaah toh maathe pe saja loon, o ya main mukh pe likh loon
khud se ranga koyi naam haan, tujhako padega pehchaanana
main toh haule haule haaru, bhul meri jaana tu
na bataati tu pichha? na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna....
na bataati tu pichha aa aa...
na bataati tu pichha? na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna....
na bataati tu pichha aa aa...
na bataati tu pichha? na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna....

nabh ke sitaare ho ji ho ji, kaise saje hai dwaare ho ji ho ji
jaage jaage ujiyaare o mukh rang gaye saare
palakon ke tale chhupa chaand na, tujhako padega pehchaanana
kuchh samajh ishaare, bhul meri jaana tu
na bataati tu pichha? na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna....
na bataati tu pichha aa aa...
na bataati tu pichha? na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna....
bataati tu pichha aa aa...
na bataati tu pichha? na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna....
tak tak dhinna na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna....
na dhin dhinna na dhin dhinna....

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2)

Hindi Song: Mohabbat Bollywood Style
Movie or Album: LSD Love Sex Aur Dhokha
Singer(s): Nihira Joshi, Amey Date
Music Director(s): Sneha Khanwalkar

Hindi Lyrics

aadarniya aadi chopra sir pranaam
mera naam raahul hai aur mujhe ho gaya hai pyaar
abhi toh sir pichhe ?? baj raha hai, par abb dhilak bajega
lo baj gaya
mohabbat toh hoti hai karane ke liye - (2)
chaahat toh hoti hai marane ke liye
mohabbat toh hoti hai karane ke liye
bollywood style, sir pichhe saath sattar violin
paanch das pongo, do chaar guitaar, ise kehate hai pyaar
bollywood style (mohabbat, bollywood style -3)
pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai - (2)
o o o ... (tanan tan ho gaya -4)

woh slow motion mein meri taraf aa rahi hai
main speed se usaki taraf ja raha hoon
hum dono ruke phir gale mile
aur pichhe chorus, ru ru ru ru ru ru.....
pyaar mein jaanemann (khoye the hum tum -2)
dil ne jise maanga tha (mila woh humdum -2)
hum bhi hai tum bhi ho sang hai aasmaan
hum bhi hai tum bhi ho dang hai pura jahaan
bollywood style (mohabbat, bollywood style -3)
pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai - (2)
o o o ... (tanan tan ho gaya -4)
abb isake baat bas suhaag raat, are mandelinwaale baja na
dil dil dil dil jaane kab tera ho gaya
main bhi toh -2 tera ho gaya
shikaayat toh hoti hai -3 karane ke liye
mohabbat toh hoti hai karane ke liye
mohabbat toh hoti hai, bollywood style
mohabbat, bollywood style - (3)
pyaar amar hai jaane jigar hai - (2)
o o o ... (tanan tan ho gaya -4)

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3)


Hindi Song: LSD Title Track
Movie or Album: LSD Love Sex Aur Dhokha
Singer(s): Kailash Kher
Music Director(s): Sneha Khanwalkar

Hindi Lyrics

dhishkyau dhishkyau dhishkyau dhishkyau dhishkyau....

tujhe gaudi maarunga
teri jaan bachaaunga
(tujhe gaudi maarunga, teri jaan bachaaunga
tujhe god sulaaunga, teri nind udaaunga) - (2)
tujhe gaudi maaru, jaan bachaau, god sulaau, nind udaau
saans yeh meri bhaanp hai baby garam agar ka jhoka - (2)
kaant rakh dunga agar tune judane se roka
love sex aur dhoka darling -3, love sex aur dhoka
love sex aur dhoka darling, love sex aur dhoka - (2)

tasbeer utaarunga -2 mele mein dikhaayunga
jo dekhega usaki akhiya nuchwaaunga
(tasbeer utaarunga, mele mein dikhaayunga
jo dekhega usaki akhiya nuchwaaunga) - (2)
tasbeer utaaru, mele mein dikhaau
jo dekhega usaki akhiya nuchwaau
hawas ki tarkaari mein daala jalan bhunan jhonka - (2)
kaant rakh dunga agar tune judane se roka
love sex aur dhoka darling -3, love sex aur dhoka
love sex aur dhoka darling, love sex aur dhoka - (2)
tujhe gaudi maarunga
teri jaan bachaaunga
tujhe gaudi maarunga, teri jaan bachaaunga
tujhe god sulaaunga, teri nind udaaunga
tujhe gaudi maaru, jaan bachaau, god sulaau, nind udaau
saans yeh meri bhaanp hai baby garam agar ka jhoka - (2)
kaant rakh dunga agar tune judane se roka
love sex aur dhoka darling -3, love sex aur dhoka
love sex aur dhoka darling, love sex aur dhoka.....

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4)

Hindi Song: Dil Nakaam
Movie or Album: LSD Love Sex Aur Dhokha
Singer(s): Sunidhi Chauhan
Music Director(s): Sneha Khanwalkar

Hindi Lyrics

(ishq maja hai, ishq wafa hai
ishq ada hai, ishq nasha hai) - (2)
iss ishq ke chakkar mein padake
dil ho gaya ho gaya ho gaya ho gaya ho gaya....
dil nakaam dil nakaam dil nakaam.. aa aa... dil nakaam, dil nakaam aa....

(haan pyaar ke dariya mein dubake bekaraar dil ho gaya
dil lagaake tanhaayi mein jina mushkil ho gaya) - (2)
aajkal haal aisa hai meri betaabi ka
kya karun main bhala dil ki iss gustaakhi ka
iss ishq ke chakkar mein padake
dil ho gaya ho gaya ho gaya ho gaya ho gaya....
dil nakaam dil nakaam dil nakaam.. aa aa... dil nakaam, dil nakaam aa....

(saanson ki sarghoshiyon ko chain ka ehsaas do
aankhon ka samajho ishaara pyaar ki ik raat do) - (2)
jindagi har ghadi ji rahi teri khwaaish mein
bepanaah pyaar ki bewajah farmaaish mein
iss ishq ke chakkar mein padake
dil ho gaya ho gaya ho gaya ho gaya ho gaya....
dil nakaam dil nakaam dil nakaam.. aa aa... dil nakaam, dil nakaam aa....
(ishq maja hai, ishq wafa hai
ishq ada hai, ishq nasha hai) - (2)
iss ishq ke chakkar mein padake
dil ho gaya ho gaya are ho gaya haan ho gaya ho gaya....
dil nakaam dil nakaam dil nakaam.. aa aa... dil nakaam, dil nakaam aa....
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5)

Hindi Song: Tu Gandi Achhi Lagati Hai
Movie or Album: LSD Love Sex Aur Dhokha
Singer(s): Kailash Kher
Music Director(s): Sneha Khanwalkar

Hindi Lyrics

tu gandi achhi lagati hai, tu bandi achhi lagati hai
tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagati hai

tu gandi achhi lagati hai, tu bandi achhi lagati hai
tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagati hai
main saat janam upwaasa hoon, aur saat samandar pyaasa hoon
jibhar ke tujhako pee lunga
tu gandi achhi lagati hai -2 tu bandi achhi lagati hai
tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagati hai

(main na jaanu kya sharam haya, tujhe jaan ke main sab bhul gaya
jo kehate hai ye kufar khata, kaafir kya hain unako kya pata) - (2)
tu gandi achhi lagati hai, tu bandi achhi lagati hai
tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagati hai
sach sach main bolanewaala hoon, main mann ka behad kaala hoon
tere rang mein mann rang lunga
tu rangi achhi lagati hai, tu sachhi achhi lagati hai
tu achhi achhi lagati hai, tu jhuti...
tu ruthi achhi lagati hai
tu gandi achhi lagati hai, tu bandi achhi lagati hai
tu kali si kachhi, tu tali si machhi lagati hai
tu kali si kachhi
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6)

Hindi Song: Tauba Tauba Tauba Uff
Movie or Album: Kailasa
Singer(s): Kailash Kher

Hindi Lyrics

tauba tauba tauba uff - (4)

tauba tauba re teree surat, bhasha alla de teree surat - (2)

tanu jene vala rab ne banaya meraa yara dil tara dis rab ta najara

uff tauba tauba tauba - (2)

tauba tauba re teree surat, bhasha alla de teree surat

tanu jene vala rab ne banaya meraa yara dil tara dis rab ta najara

uff tauba tauba tauba uff, tauba tauba tauba uff

too chod jaha bee bate, jage chhuta he pagal hain
teree bina asaree duneeya, ek vira nachan jangal hain

tere sanga sanga dolu teree khushabu
me dolu ang anga ranga langa ranga sara

uff tauba tauba tauba - (2)

too kahf yah hai tauba, gakhanee hai yeh koyee maya
hai too nachatee nach naa nachave, tujhe koyee samaj naa paya

teree najaro kee dath dikee dikiye
ke pat jo bee deke wakt naya najar wala

uff tauba tauba tauba - (2)

tauba tauba re teree surat, bhasha alla de teree surat - (2)

tanu jene vala rab ne banaya
meraa yara dil tara dis rab ta najara

uff tauba tauba tauba - (2)

tauba tauba re teree surat, bhasha alla de teree surat - (2)

tanu jene vala rab ne banaya
meraa yara dil tara dis rab ta najara

uff tauba tauba tauba - (4)
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7)

Hindi Song: Tainu Tv Per Wekhya
Movie or Album: LSD Love Sex Aur Dhokha
Singer(s): Kailash Kher
Music Director(s): Sneha Khanwalkar

Hindi Lyrics

tainu tv per wekhya, haay main tujhape mar jaawa - (2)
mujhase shaadi kar le aa, chhad de laaj sharam parda
tainu tv, tainu tv
sabnu kiss kardi phirdiyee, saaddi jaan tarsadiye
mainu bhi famous kar de, tv pe tu kiss kar de
tainu tv, tainu tv
o (kudiye gal mann lai meri, mera make up hai ready -2)
o eligible bachelor kar le mera swayamvar
tv tv tv, ban ja biwi biwi biwi
tainu tv per wekhya, haay main tujhape mar jaawa - (2)
mujhase shaadi kar le aa, chhad de laaj sharam parda
tainu tv.. (tainu tv per wekhya)

maine murder hai kiye, channel pe tere liye - (2)
daal le aag mein thodi ghee, ban ja ae controversy
tainu tv, tainu tv
phir ham maal kamaayenge, ik bangala banwaayenge
usame chabbis sau tv banaaye show realty
tainu tv, tainu tv
phir tu star main bhi star, loki vekhan baaram baar - (2)
saare desh badal ke vesh khatari remote paunda bhangra
tv tv tv, ban ja biwi biwi biwi - (2)
tainu tv per wekhya, haay main tujhape mar jaawa - (2)
mujhase shaadi kar le aa, chhad de laaj sharam parda
tainu tv.. (tainu tv per wekhya)